Ohau's 10 Absolutely Priceless Ways To Prepare Yourself For The Upcoming Season

How To Prepare For The Ski Season:

Ohau has some pretty funky art and quirky things hanging on their lodge wall including 10 ways to prepare yourself for the upcoming ski season 😂😂😂⠀

1.Visit your local butcher and pay $30 dollars to sit in the walk in freezer for half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.⠀

2. Go to the nearest hockey rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying 2 sets of skis, poles, and accessories. Pretend you are looking for your car.

3. For ski boot simulation at home, place a pebble in your shoe and a c-clamp around your toes.⠀

4. Buy a pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.⠀

5. Go to McDonald's and insist on paying $6.50 for a hamburger. Be sure to wait the longest in line.⠀

6. Clip a lift ticket to the zipper on your jacket and ride a motorcycle fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.⠀

7. Drive slowly for 5 hours - anywhere- as long as it is in a snowstorm and you are following a 18-wheeler.⠀

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